Things pretty people should not be allowed to do.

Dear blog,

Again, I'm feeling pretty pissed off with effortlessly pretty people, and that might seem weird or unreasonable to you. Not that I blame you, though. I get alot of "OHMYGOD HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING" whenever I mention that I hope to see pretty people get splashed in the face with acid/hit by a train/get involve in a car accident(hopefully one that doesn't involve death but facial disfigurement for life) - YES, I'M THAT SADISTIC. Again, not my fault, if pretty people didn't exist, or if everybody had the same level of attractiveness, I wouldn't feel that way.

 Hence!!!! I've compiled a list of things that I think pretty people should not be allowed to do. If you're one of those effortlessly pretty people, FUCK YOU. If you're one of my cute close friends reading this, don't take it heart. I love you guys, but seriously, your prettiness is making it pretty hard for me to not feel pretty ugly. OK, back to the list.

LIST OF THINGS THAT EFFORTLESSLY PRETTY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED

1) They should not be allowed government-funded healthcare

Isn't it bad enough that when pretty people walk on the street they make other people whom, I assume to be healthy/able-bodied people(mostly people me) feel bad about themselves? Think about it!! Pretty people uglify everyone by comparison. Now they want to uglify sick/ailing/ill people???!!!WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT???!!!HUH???!!! Pretty people shouldn't be allowed relatively cheap healthcare, damnit! They should pay for unsubsidized medical services. Why? Because they were already lucky enough to be born pretty. Hence they should not be allowed reasonably priced healthcare. Yup I just ran out of elaborations. Next!!

2) Pretty people should not be allowed in public parks

Again with the uglification by comparison thing. Need I say more??

3) Pretty people should not be allowed to wear pretty clothes/ wear makeup/ jewellery etc etc
Hey! You pretty people are already pretty enough, OK? No need to make us ugly people feel even worse, OK?! Greedy bastards.

4) Pretty people should not be given discounts when buying stuff ESPECIALLY beautifying products
Stop them from looking even prettier, fuck it!!

5) Pretty people should not be allowed into public schools
Don't chide me for writing this because I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Back when I was in primary school, there were all these fucking partial teachers who would treat the cute pupils better, even if those pupils never worked hard. Even better than the students who got good grades. Of course, not all teachers do this. I'm well aware that only moronic/retarded/superficial/stupid/myopic/inserteverybadwordpossible teachers do this. Why should pretty people be allowed into public school, huh? If that public school has many those particular type of teachers.(My standard 4 class already has two of these dumb teachers) It only makes the ugly pupils feel bad. If you all still don't understand what I'm saying here,you're either the cute-yet-bimbotic pupil or your lucky enough to be placed in a school where such aesthetic discrimination doesn't exist.


Ok, that's all. Actually I can think up alot more, but since I don't feel like writing anymore, you can think up some yourselves. Good bye!!! TAKE A STAND AGAINST PRETTY PEOPLE, EVERYBODY.

Beautiful People??

Today i'm feeling pretty random, not to mention bored, so I signed up for a blogger account, and blah blah blah, here I am in front of the computer ready to blog about things that probably no one will read. BUT! Nvm, that just means I can bitch and write about anything without creating enemies/haters/lawsuits/etc.

So. I should start by talking about something that has already been on my mind for some time. And that is HOW UNFAIR THE WORLD CAN BE SOMETIMES.


First, let me illustrate by showing u 2 pictures :

 See the differences people?(the first pic is Dianna Agron btw, the second pic is just some pic I found on Google Images by typing "Ugly girl",duno if it's photoshop or not though)


THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WHY ISIT THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE AS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND GORGEOUS TO THE POINT WHERE IT PROBABLY MAKES PEOPLE'S EYES HURT TO LOOK AT THAT LEVEL OF PURE BEAUTY SUCH AS DIANNA AGRON IN THE WORLD, AND YET, THERE ARE ALSO PEOPLE WHO ARE BORN WITHOUT THAT PARTICULAR LEVEL OF PURE BEAUTY AS WELL(2nd picture, obviously)?


If you think about it, it's fucking unfair, isn't it? Why can't we all look pretty and have good skin/hair/mesmerizing eyes/perfect bods etc etc as well? Why must there be people who are BORN goodlooking and people who look like a mix between an ape and a human? WHY IS IT SO UNFAIR FUCK IT. If you think I look like the first picture, you'r fucking retarded. If I look like the first picture, I wouldn't exactly be complaining, right? I'd be prancing around with perfect skin/hair/eyes/bod/etc etc purposely shoving my divine beauty to the face of the world. But nooooooooooooo, I just had to be born with fucked-up skin, frizzy hair, slanty/barely open eyes, hairy arms/legs, etc etc. Yes, yes, I know can't really blame pretty people for looking pretty, and I don't expect them to not take a shower or not combing their sickeningly perfect shiny hair for a few weeks just to please me or raise my self esteem or anything, but what can I say? I'm just unreasonably pissed right now, so pardon all the swearing and cursing and rude words and all.

And yes, I'm being completely superficial and shallow and beauty comes deep within and yadda yadda yadda....And I guess it's true, about the beauty comes deep within part, I guess. I mean, you can look as hot and perfect as this woman:

But if all you can do is prance around in clothes that will make a normal human being suffocate to death, then you are either  

                       a) A moron

                       b) An inanimate Barbie Doll

                       c) A hooker

                       d) A blonde hotel heiress who cannot talk about anything other than her pet chihuahua

                           (Not that I hate Paris Hilton or anything, I just ran out of options)

Would you want to look like beautiful Barbie if it meant being stupid/retarded/dumb? My answer: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would rather look like the hideously imperfect and blemished girl I am now than an illogically gorgeous bimbo who looks as if she can't tie her shoelaces. 

So this concludes my blog post for today, and man, do I feel great after letting all the anger out!!!! They should invent some kind of therapy for people with mental illnesses (me, for instance) that involves blogging out your frustrations. Maybe something called Blogherapy.

And while I still hope I would get to look like the insanely perfect Dianna Agron, all I can do right now is deal with what I have. Until I save up enough money for plastic surgery. WATCH OUT DIANNA AGRON!!!!!!

 MWAHAHAHAHAHA