Saturday, 17 December 2011

Beautiful People??

Today i'm feeling pretty random, not to mention bored, so I signed up for a blogger account, and blah blah blah, here I am in front of the computer ready to blog about things that probably no one will read. BUT! Nvm, that just means I can bitch and write about anything without creating enemies/haters/lawsuits/etc.

So. I should start by talking about something that has already been on my mind for some time. And that is HOW UNFAIR THE WORLD CAN BE SOMETIMES.


First, let me illustrate by showing u 2 pictures :










 See the differences people?(the first pic is Dianna Agron btw, the second pic is just some pic I found on Google Images by typing "Ugly girl",duno if it's photoshop or not though)


THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WHY ISIT THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE AS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND GORGEOUS TO THE POINT WHERE IT PROBABLY MAKES PEOPLE'S EYES HURT TO LOOK AT THAT LEVEL OF PURE BEAUTY SUCH AS DIANNA AGRON IN THE WORLD, AND YET, THERE ARE ALSO PEOPLE WHO ARE BORN WITHOUT THAT PARTICULAR LEVEL OF PURE BEAUTY AS WELL(2nd picture, obviously)?


If you think about it, it's fucking unfair, isn't it? Why can't we all look pretty and have good skin/hair/mesmerizing eyes/perfect bods etc etc as well? Why must there be people who are BORN goodlooking and people who look like a mix between an ape and a human? WHY IS IT SO UNFAIR FUCK IT. If you think I look like the first picture, you'r fucking retarded. If I look like the first picture, I wouldn't exactly be complaining, right? I'd be prancing around with perfect skin/hair/eyes/bod/etc etc purposely shoving my divine beauty to the face of the world. But nooooooooooooo, I just had to be born with fucked-up skin, frizzy hair, slanty/barely open eyes, hairy arms/legs, etc etc. Yes, yes, I know can't really blame pretty people for looking pretty, and I don't expect them to not take a shower or not combing their sickeningly perfect shiny hair for a few weeks just to please me or raise my self esteem or anything, but what can I say? I'm just unreasonably pissed right now, so pardon all the swearing and cursing and rude words and all.

And yes, I'm being completely superficial and shallow and beauty comes deep within and yadda yadda yadda....And I guess it's true, about the beauty comes deep within part, I guess. I mean, you can look as hot and perfect as this woman:

But if all you can do is prance around in clothes that will make a normal human being suffocate to death, then you are either  
                       a) A moron
                       b) An inanimate Barbie Doll
                       c) A hooker
                       d) A blonde hotel heiress who cannot talk about anything other than her pet chihuahua
                           (Not that I hate Paris Hilton or anything, I just ran out of options)

Would you want to look like beautiful Barbie if it meant being stupid/retarded/dumb? My answer: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would rather look like the hideously imperfect and blemished girl I am now than an illogically gorgeous bimbo who looks as if she can't tie her shoelaces. 

So this concludes my blog post for today, and man, do I feel great after letting all the anger out!!!! They should invent some kind of therapy for people with mental illnesses (me, for instance) that involves blogging out your frustrations. Maybe something called Blogherapy.

And while I still hope I would get to look like the insanely perfect Dianna Agron, all I can do right now is deal with what I have. Until I save up enough money for plastic surgery. WATCH OUT DIANNA AGRON!!!!!!
 MWAHAHAHAHAHA

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