UNREASONABLE BITCHES

Dear blog,

Today I shall blog about something different today. Yes, today's blog is not going to be about how effortlessly pretty people(and by effortlessly I mean people who look pretty without plastic surgery/makeup/pretty clothes etc) get on my nerves and how they should all be raped (except for my friends, of course). Okay. Today's post will be about unreasonable bitches. Now, if my friends are reading this, you guys will probably know who I'm referring to when I say THE unreasonable bitch. There's only ONE person in this world who can make me hate so irrevocably and illogically much that I wish her death. OMG You're also an unreasonable bitch for hating so unreasonably on someone!! NOOOOOO, I am not an unreasonable bitch (unless you count in hating on pretty people, then yes, I am an unreasonable bitch, but in this case, no, I'm not). There's got to be a reason why I hate this particular person so damn much. In fact, there's not a reason to hate on this bitch, there's MANY reasons to.  But if I were to list out all of those hateful qualities of that person, well, it would take many years of continuous blogging to do so. So, I'll just focus on one of those despicable qualities of that bitch (hereby known as YL) that I detest so much. 

Ok, so one of the things about YL that irks me so much is her lack of diplomatic skills. (And when I say diplomatic, I don't mean bilateral or multilateral ties between countries or complicated mumbo jumbo like that. I dunno why I'm even explaining this. You guys would have probably understood this, I guess it's because when I see the word "diplomatic ties" I immediately think of nation-to-nation relation.hah that rhymes.) Anyway, back to YL's non-existent diplomatic skills. One situation that illustrates my point is when YL and any family member of mine quarrels, all she does is scream and shout and blame everybody else. 

This is how a quarrel with YL usually goes like:  

Family Member: YL!Did you take the certain-object?!
                   YL: No I didn't see it.

                   FM: Really mar? Cause the last time I saw it was when you were using it.

                   YL: I never took it ok??!!! 都讲没有你们还不信！ *goes back to room and           slams door and shouting curse words*

Ok la, this isn't too bad. In fact, this is considered extremely mild by YL standards. The point is, when someone accuse you of something that they have proof that you've done, what you do is, you defend yourself. Not by screaming and shouting and blaming them of partiality(in YL's case),but by calmly stating your opinion and why you think you have been framed or whatever. NOT by barbaric behavior as shown by YL. If they don't have proof whatsoever then only you are entitled to act barbaric in verbal self-defence.

The best(worst) situation that exemplifies her uncivilized way of arguing is when she's quarreling with me. I'm not trying to be a saint here, but believe me when I say that she's the one who causes all the quarrels.I HEREBY SWEAR SO. Of course, she never admits it. Usually, after screaming at each other for about a few minutes, we would both be in a bad mood. And usually, I would use a conciliatory tone and ask her to discuss about what has happened and who was really in the wrong. And her usual reply? SCREAM!!!WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!EVERYBODY LIKES YOU BEST!!SCREAM!!!LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!EVEN IF YOU GET A MEDIATOR (I was the one suggesting a mediator) HE/SHE WILL BE BIASED!!!SCREAM!!!LEAVE ME ALONE!!!SCREAM!!!FUCK!!!

 

Fuck? Yes, fuck. FUCK YOU. If all you're going to do is be a bitch and blame everybody else when you do something wrong, go fuck yourself. I don't even know why I even brought up the idea of a discussion with someone as simple-minded and primitive as you. As I've said before- THE BITCH CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO HEAR. 

Admittedly, I'm also very unreasonable for hating one pretty people, I know. But hey! At least I don't go up to your face saying:" MAN, I HATE PRETTY PEOPLE!!!OMG I WANT TO SPLASH ACID ON THEM BLAH BLAH BLAH"  I blog about my dissatisfactions, and my blog is open to feedback. Even if I don't like some of them, I don't go on a rampage, at least not physically. And yes, I use alot of vulgar words, but I only use them with my friends or on my blog, and I don't shout them to your face like YL, do I??

Yeah la yeah la I know you might be thinking I'm very self-righteous, and I guess I am, to some extent. But get this - that is only my online persona. If you met me in person, you would be surprised at how pleasant and nice I am. Oh, and you would also be surprised at how much I look like a giraffe too. No kidding there.AND I DON'T KID ABOUT GIRAFFES. Ok that's all for today I guess. Maybe in the future there'll be more posts about YL's bitchy antics or qualities.

PS. If you think I hate YL because she's pretty, you're dead wrong. To me, she is not pretty.At least not pretty enough for me to unreasonably hate. She is not ugly too, I guess. Pleasant-looking la, but once you stay with her under the same roof, trust me man, that pleasant-lookingness turns into pure puke-inducingness overnight.

 PPS. Giraffe that looks like me: 

Things pretty people should not be allowed to do.

Dear blog,

Again, I'm feeling pretty pissed off with effortlessly pretty people, and that might seem weird or unreasonable to you. Not that I blame you, though. I get alot of "OHMYGOD HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING" whenever I mention that I hope to see pretty people get splashed in the face with acid/hit by a train/get involve in a car accident(hopefully one that doesn't involve death but facial disfigurement for life) - YES, I'M THAT SADISTIC. Again, not my fault, if pretty people didn't exist, or if everybody had the same level of attractiveness, I wouldn't feel that way.

 Hence!!!! I've compiled a list of things that I think pretty people should not be allowed to do. If you're one of those effortlessly pretty people, FUCK YOU. If you're one of my cute close friends reading this, don't take it heart. I love you guys, but seriously, your prettiness is making it pretty hard for me to not feel pretty ugly. OK, back to the list.

LIST OF THINGS THAT EFFORTLESSLY PRETTY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED

1) They should not be allowed government-funded healthcare

Isn't it bad enough that when pretty people walk on the street they make other people whom, I assume to be healthy/able-bodied people(mostly people me) feel bad about themselves? Think about it!! Pretty people uglify everyone by comparison. Now they want to uglify sick/ailing/ill people???!!!WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT???!!!HUH???!!! Pretty people shouldn't be allowed relatively cheap healthcare, damnit! They should pay for unsubsidized medical services. Why? Because they were already lucky enough to be born pretty. Hence they should not be allowed reasonably priced healthcare. Yup I just ran out of elaborations. Next!!

2) Pretty people should not be allowed in public parks

Again with the uglification by comparison thing. Need I say more??

3) Pretty people should not be allowed to wear pretty clothes/ wear makeup/ jewellery etc etc
Hey! You pretty people are already pretty enough, OK? No need to make us ugly people feel even worse, OK?! Greedy bastards.

4) Pretty people should not be given discounts when buying stuff ESPECIALLY beautifying products
Stop them from looking even prettier, fuck it!!

5) Pretty people should not be allowed into public schools
Don't chide me for writing this because I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Back when I was in primary school, there were all these fucking partial teachers who would treat the cute pupils better, even if those pupils never worked hard. Even better than the students who got good grades. Of course, not all teachers do this. I'm well aware that only moronic/retarded/superficial/stupid/myopic/inserteverybadwordpossible teachers do this. Why should pretty people be allowed into public school, huh? If that public school has many those particular type of teachers.(My standard 4 class already has two of these dumb teachers) It only makes the ugly pupils feel bad. If you all still don't understand what I'm saying here,you're either the cute-yet-bimbotic pupil or your lucky enough to be placed in a school where such aesthetic discrimination doesn't exist.


Ok, that's all. Actually I can think up alot more, but since I don't feel like writing anymore, you can think up some yourselves. Good bye!!! TAKE A STAND AGAINST PRETTY PEOPLE, EVERYBODY.

Beautiful People??

Today i'm feeling pretty random, not to mention bored, so I signed up for a blogger account, and blah blah blah, here I am in front of the computer ready to blog about things that probably no one will read. BUT! Nvm, that just means I can bitch and write about anything without creating enemies/haters/lawsuits/etc.

So. I should start by talking about something that has already been on my mind for some time. And that is HOW UNFAIR THE WORLD CAN BE SOMETIMES.


First, let me illustrate by showing u 2 pictures :

 See the differences people?(the first pic is Dianna Agron btw, the second pic is just some pic I found on Google Images by typing "Ugly girl",duno if it's photoshop or not though)


THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WHY ISIT THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE AS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND GORGEOUS TO THE POINT WHERE IT PROBABLY MAKES PEOPLE'S EYES HURT TO LOOK AT THAT LEVEL OF PURE BEAUTY SUCH AS DIANNA AGRON IN THE WORLD, AND YET, THERE ARE ALSO PEOPLE WHO ARE BORN WITHOUT THAT PARTICULAR LEVEL OF PURE BEAUTY AS WELL(2nd picture, obviously)?


If you think about it, it's fucking unfair, isn't it? Why can't we all look pretty and have good skin/hair/mesmerizing eyes/perfect bods etc etc as well? Why must there be people who are BORN goodlooking and people who look like a mix between an ape and a human? WHY IS IT SO UNFAIR FUCK IT. If you think I look like the first picture, you'r fucking retarded. If I look like the first picture, I wouldn't exactly be complaining, right? I'd be prancing around with perfect skin/hair/eyes/bod/etc etc purposely shoving my divine beauty to the face of the world. But nooooooooooooo, I just had to be born with fucked-up skin, frizzy hair, slanty/barely open eyes, hairy arms/legs, etc etc. Yes, yes, I know can't really blame pretty people for looking pretty, and I don't expect them to not take a shower or not combing their sickeningly perfect shiny hair for a few weeks just to please me or raise my self esteem or anything, but what can I say? I'm just unreasonably pissed right now, so pardon all the swearing and cursing and rude words and all.

And yes, I'm being completely superficial and shallow and beauty comes deep within and yadda yadda yadda....And I guess it's true, about the beauty comes deep within part, I guess. I mean, you can look as hot and perfect as this woman:

But if all you can do is prance around in clothes that will make a normal human being suffocate to death, then you are either  

                       a) A moron

                       b) An inanimate Barbie Doll

                       c) A hooker

                       d) A blonde hotel heiress who cannot talk about anything other than her pet chihuahua

                           (Not that I hate Paris Hilton or anything, I just ran out of options)

Would you want to look like beautiful Barbie if it meant being stupid/retarded/dumb? My answer: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would rather look like the hideously imperfect and blemished girl I am now than an illogically gorgeous bimbo who looks as if she can't tie her shoelaces. 

So this concludes my blog post for today, and man, do I feel great after letting all the anger out!!!! They should invent some kind of therapy for people with mental illnesses (me, for instance) that involves blogging out your frustrations. Maybe something called Blogherapy.

And while I still hope I would get to look like the insanely perfect Dianna Agron, all I can do right now is deal with what I have. Until I save up enough money for plastic surgery. WATCH OUT DIANNA AGRON!!!!!!

 MWAHAHAHAHAHA